Anita Blake The Killing Dance Pdf Writer
Laurell Kaye Hamilton is an American fantasy and romance writer. She is the author of two series of stories. Hamilton is known for her New York Times-bestselling Anita Blake series, featuring a professional zombie raiser/supernatural consultant for the police. The series has 20 novels, several short story collections, and other media tie-ins such as comic books. Laurell Kaye Hamilton was born in Heber Springs, Arkansas but grew up in Sims, Indiana with her grandmother Laura Gentry. Her education includes degrees in English and biology.
Hamilton is involved with a number of animal charities, particularly supporting dog rescue efforts and wolf preservation. She lives in St. Louis County, Missouri with husband Jonathon Green and daughter Trinity.
Anita Blake The Killing Dance Pdf Writer. The latter has been reviewed favourably in The Globe and Mail, National Post, Winnipeg Review.
'These days my life is a cross between a preternatural soap opera and an action-adventure movie.' The first hit man came after me at home, which should be against the rules. Then there was a second, and a third. Word on the street is that Anita Blake, preternatural expert and vampire killer extraordinaire, is worth half a million dollars.
Dead, not alive. So what's a girl to 'These days my life is a cross between a preternatural soap opera and an action-adventure movie.' The first hit man came after me at home, which should be against the rules.
Then there was a second, and a third. Word on the street is that Anita Blake, preternatural expert and vampire killer extraordinaire, is worth half a million dollars. Dead, not alive. So what's a girl to do but turn to the men in her life for help? Which in my case means an alpha werewolf and a master vampire. With professional killers on your trail, it's not a bad idea to have as much protection as possible, human or otherwise. But I'm beginning to wonder if two monsters are better than one.
WARNING: SPOILERS AFOOT Okay, so these books are marketed like steamy romance vampire lover novels, right? Well, The Killing Dance is the seventh book in this series that I have read, but the first where she sleeps with Jean-Claude, the vamp. I'm a little miffed cause if she was gonna sleep with either of them, I was hoping for Richard, the wolf.
Or, at least hoping she would sleep with him before giving it up to Jean-Claude. Now, here's the thing: in books 1-4, Anita is painted as taking the high WARNING: SPOILERS AFOOT Okay, so these books are marketed like steamy romance vampire lover novels, right? Well, The Killing Dance is the seventh book in this series that I have read, but the first where she sleeps with Jean-Claude, the vamp. I'm a little miffed cause if she was gonna sleep with either of them, I was hoping for Richard, the wolf. Or, at least hoping she would sleep with him before giving it up to Jean-Claude.
Now, here's the thing: in books 1-4, Anita is painted as taking the higher moral ground of she ain't sleeping with Richard unless they get married. In fact, she's done the dirty with but one guy, who she was engaged to at the time.
Richard has had but one lover as well and has also chosen pre-marital celibacy. Jean-Claude has had squillions of lovers. He has, however, been letting all booty calls go to voicemail whilst waiting for Anita to come around. Also in books 1-4 are many mentions of Anita's cross, her going to church, her Bible, prayer and yadda, yadda, yadda.
Mysteriously, these mentions were dropped in Book 5. I presume because the author knew Anita was gonna be doing the nasty in Book 6. Did the author feel squeamish about making Anita a good little Episcopalian when she knew she was gonna write some smutty stuff later on? (I know she didn't seem squeamish about the smut factor itself. Two words: wheelchair hooker.) And why does everyone want to sleep with her anyway?
Cause, oh, they all do. That, or they want to kill. Or sleep with her and kill her. Maybe at the same time.
Anita Blake's Boinktastic Attributes: * she's short * she's heavily scarred all over her arms and neck * she's always packing heat and/or knives * she's agressive, judgmental and unforgiving * she's a 'teetotaler' (Anita, c'mon, who says that anymore?) * she wears white Nikes with black jeans And I can't wait to see who wants to sleep with her next. Our Anita Blake marathon and buddy read with Jessica continues with the sixth installment in the series. I would have given this a one star, but I really want to save them for the really bad installments, which I by now know will come in a form I never really expected them to. Oh the fuckers again. Let's start by saying that this is a first installment that actually felt as if Hamilton tried to write like an proper, caring author who appreciates and respects her language. Or maybe this is a first Our Anita Blake marathon and buddy read with Jessica continues with the sixth installment in the series. I would have given this a one star, but I really want to save them for the really bad installments, which I by now know will come in a form I never really expected them to.
Oh the fuckers again. Let's start by saying that this is a first installment that actually felt as if Hamilton tried to write like an proper, caring author who appreciates and respects her language. Or maybe this is a first installment where the editor actually does the job she was paid to do. Whatever the reason may be, is worth the honorable mention from me, myself and I. Well, Ms Blake is an asshat, and one damn daughter of a bitch.
There is nothing new about that, but with The Killing Dance she really devours that side of her. That is cool, though. I am like that sometimes too. So, whatever. The sexy times is here. It is pretty bad sexy times, which is a bummer because I really do like sexy times, but I just fucking hate bad sexy times.
There is no material to masturbate to, there is no indication of the author knowing anything about sexy times whatsoever. Well, that really do suck. I like people who have good sexy times and share it with me by words, or showing, whatever dudes.
What plot, don't ask me. What men, don't ask me. Oh, men on both ends of the scale. Delicate flower and the dominant. Something happened, then something again, and again.
I have forgotten. But ah the fuck, Edward was back.
You see, he is the man I would love to read more about. Cold, effective, stoic, a killer without much of a mercy. A hunter, a soldier. Yeah, he is pretty sexy, not the least because he reminds me of this guy who walked into my life awhile back and stole my fucking mind. It is called lust, the bang bang desire. That is cool though, I am like that too, and stole his fucking mind too. In the end, I just want these characters to fuck good, and kill a lot of people while at it.
Other ways, I am not gonna be a happy lady, at all. I haaaate Anita Blake. She is arrogant. She is pushy, bitchy, violent, frequently obstinate, has incredibly poor impulse control, and she does not strike me as particularly smart.
Unfortunately, I think the author thinks Anita is smart, and so I end up reading passages that are meant to show Anita getting some sort of insight, when no. Tony Hawk Underground 2. There's nothing there, sometimes literally the author will insert the idea that Anita's picked up on some nuance that is not there. That's not valid - I haaaate Anita Blake. She is arrogant. She is pushy, bitchy, violent, frequently obstinate, has incredibly poor impulse control, and she does not strike me as particularly smart.
Unfortunately, I think the author thinks Anita is smart, and so I end up reading passages that are meant to show Anita getting some sort of insight, when no. There's nothing there, sometimes literally the author will insert the idea that Anita's picked up on some nuance that is not there. That's not valid - you can't say 'Janet looked at the plant, and immediately sensed that the priest from three chapters ago had worn the wrong hat'. There is no connection there, it's just the author moving the plot along by dropping left-field realizations into Anita's lap. She is not smart, she does dumb selfish things and I do not like her.
Richard is some sort of man-boy who spends a lot of time expressing or worrying about his feeeeeelings. He is either doing this by being goopy, or by being violent and then being kind of nasty about it. I have no idea why she likes him, and I have absoLUTELY no idea why he likes her, except that he appears to like being bitched at a lot. He has long hair. Number of men in my life I've found attractive with long hair: none. Jean-Claude is some sort of pansexual Anne Rice bondage gear enthusiast. I think he's meant to be sultry.
He also has long hair. We also get frequent descriptions of the rest of his body hair, I'm wondering if the author has a fetish.
He swans around saying 'sexy' things. He constantly calls Anita 'ma petite'. He says it all the time. Substitute the word 'honey' for a few pages, and you'll see how damn unnatural that sounds. The plot has something to do with hitmen and a big rotting zombie and a threeway, sort of, I guess. I completely don't care anymore - I decided to re-read one of these because I'd forgotten to review the series, but now I'm reading it and it's kind of killing me. The werewolves like to rape each other, film snuff films, and generally indulge in some insane BDSM behavior.
The vampires are constantly prostituted and live in perpetual fear of being backhanded across a room or tortured. Anita flounces about in the midst of all this, barking orders and issuing ultimatums and fondling her guns like some nutjob. She sounds like a marvelous argument for gun control. I really, really hate her. There you go. I dislike everyone in this book, everything that happens, Anita is like a brash American stomping into an Italian cafe and braying that she wants a frappucino and she wants it NOW and refusing to acknowledge that, when in a different country, maybe a frappucino is not available.
No, she'll just pull out an Uzi and force you to make a drink that's as close to a frappucino as she can get, and then she'll insult some people, congratulate herself on being such a badass, and waltz out the door. And everyone in the cafe will turn to each other and say 'Can you believe she nearly shot the barista? I hope someone kills that unpleasant woman sometime soon'.
I am one of those people, the ones wishing Anita Blake would die. And then the rest of this particular universe can collapse on itself as well, because I really see nothing redeeming about it at all. Anita Blake has a hit out on her in this book. And, the person who put the contract on her is offering a half a million dollars. Hell, I'd do it for a candy bar and a bottle of wine.
It could even be a box of wine. Really, she's pretty unlikable. She finds out about this through Edward, one of my favorite characters, a professional hitman. He was offered the contract first, but didn't take it. As a matter of fact, he even decides to protect her from the hitman who does try to kill her.
Anita asks Anita Blake has a hit out on her in this book. And, the person who put the contract on her is offering a half a million dollars. Hell, I'd do it for a candy bar and a bottle of wine. It could even be a box of wine. Really, she's pretty unlikable.
She finds out about this through Edward, one of my favorite characters, a professional hitman. He was offered the contract first, but didn't take it. As a matter of fact, he even decides to protect her from the hitman who does try to kill her. Anita asks him why and I love his answer: 'I figure I'll get to kill more people guarding you. If I take the contract, I only get to kill you.' Aww, Edward, he just loves killing.
It is so endearing to me. Don't we all, Mr. Don't we all.
Edward takes guarding Anita very seriously. He arms her with enough fire-power to take over a small third-world country. And, you know how much Anita likes her guns. She mentions at least one gun on every page of these books. Anita's choice of outfits for the night. These guns and her Nikes. Along with people trying to kill Anita, which is pretty much a daily thing anyway, we are treated to Anita angsting over her relationship with Richard and Jean Claude.
She decides that she is choosing Richard, but I don't really get why. He goes from being a big baby who actually cries, to being a dick who throws her against a wall at one point. That is way too emotional for me. I can't handle criers - I don't cry, and I expect my man not to cry. In 25 years together, I have seen my husband shed tears twice - both times over death.
That's the way it should be. But, hell, Richard is constantly whining, blubbering, and has 'eyes filled with tears.' I would totally want to bitch-slap him! Richard's wussiness is also hurting his pack because he needs to kill the alpha and become alpha himself, but he is a pacifist and wants to resolve things peacefully. Sorry, buddy, but that's not how a pack of were-wolves works. Because of this, the current alpha is hurting, raping, and killing people who support Richard. He's willing to allow all of his people to be tortured, but doesn't want to do what it will take to protect them.
I'm looking at you, Richard! In the meantime, Jean Claude is willing to let Anita go to be with Richard. And, I swear, she would be the biggest fool in fooltown if she does it. It's one of those situations where you're yelling at the book character like you would yell at the movie screen.
(What, you don't do that? You know you want to!) Luckily for me, things work out in a way that makes me somewhat happy.
Richard dying would have made me happier, but hey, you can't win them all. Actually, this gets me thinking. What would I love to see happen in the Anita Blake series? Anita decides to start wearing Converse shoes instead of Nikes. Anita starts acting courteous to others. Instead of using guns, Anita soaks all of her stuffed penguins in gasoline, lights them on fire, and starts chucking them at the monsters trying to kill her. Jean Claude and Richard realize that Anita is a bitch and decide to marry each other and adopt a corgi named Rex that Jean Claude dresses-up like Thor.
It could happen! This is probably my favorite book of the whole series. It cuts out all of the BS and we get to the meat of what everybody wants to see.
There is so much focus on Anita, Jean-Claude, and Richard and by book 6 it was needed. Of course, she's got a half-million dollar bounty on her head that she needs to figure out in the process of trying not to get dead. Richard's dealing with his own pack issues; he isn't seeing eye to eye with his co-alpha, Marcus. That climaxes in an unbelievable scene.
Of cour This is probably my favorite book of the whole series. It cuts out all of the BS and we get to the meat of what everybody wants to see. There is so much focus on Anita, Jean-Claude, and Richard and by book 6 it was needed. Of course, she's got a half-million dollar bounty on her head that she needs to figure out in the process of trying not to get dead. Richard's dealing with his own pack issues; he isn't seeing eye to eye with his co-alpha, Marcus. That climaxes in an unbelievable scene. Of course, this series isn't just about werewolves.
Jean-Claude has been biding his time for when Anita will come to him. This book definitely pulled no punches.
We were introduced to fairly disturbing concepts (shapeshifter porn, anyone?) and Anita's in a fight for her life. Anita finally makes a choice between her two suitors and I was extremely pleased. This book in general is a little more racy than past novels, but there is still a fair amount of action, gore, and suspense that we have come to expect. I highly recommend picking up this book if you've read the others. *Review also posted to. Again another great book in the Anita Blake series, and this one is probably one of my favorite in the series. Finally in this book we see a conclusion to head battle between Jean-Claude and Richard.
Vampire or Werewolf? Which one will Anita pick? Can one woman successful be with two men and not lose herself? I found 'The Killing Dance' to be one of the sexier books in the series, not because there is sex in the book, but because of all the sexual tension that is built throughout the book betwee Again another great book in the Anita Blake series, and this one is probably one of my favorite in the series.
Finally in this book we see a conclusion to head battle between Jean-Claude and Richard. Vampire or Werewolf? Which one will Anita pick? Can one woman successful be with two men and not lose herself?
I found 'The Killing Dance' to be one of the sexier books in the series, not because there is sex in the book, but because of all the sexual tension that is built throughout the book between Anita and the two men in her life. I also like how Laurell K Hamilton really play with the dilemma that arises in many relationships, do I pick the person who is right for the person I really am, or do I pick the person who brings out the best in me, but isn't the real me? Who will she choose! Anita Blake, vampire hunter and animator.
A fiercely loyal friend with survival instincts that would make your blood freeze and coil. There is so much rage in this woman, she makes the Hulk look like Stawberry Shortcake! I went for the hallway and the sound of screams. As always, the murder scenes in the Anita Blake series are impressive and stunningly delicious. I find myself anticipating certain aspects of these books.
Am I looking forward to the lust triangle moments or the brains dripping from Anita Blake, vampire hunter and animator. A fiercely loyal friend with survival instincts that would make your blood freeze and coil. There is so much rage in this woman, she makes the Hulk look like Stawberry Shortcake!
I went for the hallway and the sound of screams. As always, the murder scenes in the Anita Blake series are impressive and stunningly delicious. I find myself anticipating certain aspects of these books. Am I looking forward to the lust triangle moments or the brains dripping from the cracked skull moments. I’m not sure what that says about me. But both ideas send me shivering with yumminess.
Question: Why was I more worried about losing Richard than about the assassins? Answer: Killing didn’t bother me; losing Richard did. I fell asleep holding my penguin and wondering if Richard and I were still dating. Who would keep him alive if I wasn’t around? Blake finally makes her choice between Boyfriend A and Boyfriend B.
Total neener:) I'm not telling *sticks out tongue* For all of my lovelies out there, you'll just have to pant over and over until you've read this book. There was no uncertainty in his face now. His eyes were still lovely, still human, but there was knowledge in them now, a growing darkness. Sex, for want of a better word, but that look in a man’s eyes is too primitive for vocabulary. It’s the darkness we all have inside of us, peeking out. That part of us that we trap in our dreams and deny in daylight hours. He stayed crouched in the water with that feral light in his eyes, and I went to him.
Edward guarding her body, Richard accepting the monster within and Jean-Claude always manipulating behind the scenes at play; this book will twist your smile into something extraordinary! Politics between the vampires and werewolves. Necromancers bashing heads in hopes of uniting energy to heal a vampire that is deteriorating into disgusting gooyness. Sexual sadists, Raina and Gabriel are slinking their way back into the bedroom with their rape, blood and snuff films. I recommend this book to all adults in need of an eye-opening experience! The world is too twisted and strange to close your eyelids tightly and pretend that whatever horror that is to come will not touch of if we just make ourselves invisible.
I do NOT recommend this book to children. There is extreme violence and strong, descriptive sexual scenes. Thank goodness Although this series of books are paranormal and completely fiction, I find that there is an opportunity to teach us, especially those with perfect fingernails and perfect hair and perfect matching purses. Life isn’t perfect. Life is completely screwed.
I say live it to the fullest and if it takes a book like this to toss you into the possibilities of hello theres!. Then good for you! My public service announcement for the day is this: If you read 'Anita Blake' books beyond this one, you've only got yourself to blame. I've put a little effort into putting my finger on where this series went wrong. Somewhere along the line it went from being 'Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter' to 'Anita Blake: Supernatural Porn Star'. It was either this one or the next (') where it all went penis-shaped.
Don't get me wrong. I like sex, and I also like porn. However, when I buy a book abo My public service announcement for the day is this: If you read 'Anita Blake' books beyond this one, you've only got yourself to blame. I've put a little effort into putting my finger on where this series went wrong. Somewhere along the line it went from being 'Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter' to 'Anita Blake: Supernatural Porn Star'.
It was either this one or the next (') where it all went penis-shaped. Don't get me wrong. Crack Think3 2009 Nba. I like sex, and I also like porn.
However, when I buy a book about a vampire hunter. Perhaps it was my fault. I expected 'vampire hunter' to mean, ' someone who finds and (sometimes) kills vampires'. Hamilton meant is, ' someone who finds vampires and then sucks their penises'. It must have been me who misunderstood.
Caveat emptor and all that jazz. Anyhow, the first four 'Anita Blake' books were very good. Five and six were good. After that just put your favourite porn in the VCR and save yourself the effort of reading the following fourteen books in this series. In The Killing Dance Anita Blake discovers someone has put out a serious hit on her life, she’s still torn between Richard the werewolf and Jean Claude the vampire and she’s drawn deeply into the tangled politics of the were-pack. There’s isn’t much in the way of police work, just a lot of pack power struggles, increased sensual tension and a visit from Edward.
Ahhh, Edward’s here so I can deal with the lack of Anita working. She needs a bit of a break after Bloody Bones anyway. If Bloody Bones In The Killing Dance Anita Blake discovers someone has put out a serious hit on her life, she’s still torn between Richard the werewolf and Jean Claude the vampire and she’s drawn deeply into the tangled politics of the were-pack. There’s isn’t much in the way of police work, just a lot of pack power struggles, increased sensual tension and a visit from Edward. Ahhh, Edward’s here so I can deal with the lack of Anita working.
She needs a bit of a break after Bloody Bones anyway. If Bloody Bones was Jean Claude’s book then the beginning of this one is Richard’s but that isn’t necessarily a good thing for those of us who were rooting for the werewolf. We get to know him better and he shows a lot of weakness and protests his nature far too much. Anita tries to toughen him up and he gives it a go only because he loves her but his heart doesn’t seem to be in it.
Poor Richard, I wish he had stopped with all the protesting and given in completely to his baser nature sooner, if only to get on with things, because even I’ll admit that it made me like him less as a character in this book. Anita really has her mean on in this book. She is very unforgiving bordering on cruel on more than one occasion. I don’t remember her being quite so hard in the earlier novels and she’s totally lost her dark sense of humor. She still sleeps with her little stuffed penguin but she’s got a mean streak and she’s not afraid to let it show. I found myself sympathizing with her less and less as the book went on and near the end I started to actively dislike her.
This book is where the series dips Anita’s petite little toe into the world of sex and power and her old life of animating and being an “almost” regular girl comes to a sad end. *sniff* This one should really get a 3 1/2. It's better than a 3 but it aggravated me too much to earn a full out 4. **I just found my original gushing review. Here it is in all its cringe worthy fangirliness written in 1997. Feel free to giggle at my expense: Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Extraordinare, is back with another spellbinding adventure that is full of unexpected twists and some eye opening and jaw dropping turns!
This time Anita is once again up to her ears in bloody bodies but in addition to her usual corpse raising and vampire slaying she's also being hunted down by the best Assassin money can buy. She's got to figure out who has put such a high price on her head and why. As if this isn't enough to worry about Anita's love life is a major mess. She's torn between her growing attraction and affection for Jean Claude, the sexier than sin Master Vampire who tempts her with his every word, and her loyal and gorgeous werewolf boyfriend Richard who wants marriage and a normal life. Unfortunately, neither is willing to share her on a permanent basis. I can't say enough good things about this sexy and witty series of books. They've got great dialogue, fast paced plots, fascinating characters and _incredible_ sexual tension.
Instead of petering out and getting stale like some series do these books just keep heating up! I really love the way Ms. Hamilton is slowly developing these characters and revealing new surprises with each book. The adventures, magic, gore, and creatures are a big attraction for me but the reason I eagerly turn the pages is to delve into these fascinating characters lives and watch the new developments in their ongoing menage. Hamilton is one of the leading writers of paranormal fiction.
A #1 New York Times bestselling author, Hamilton writes the popular Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter novels and the Meredith Gentry series. She is also the creator of a bestselling comic book series based on her Anita Blake novels and published by Marvel Comics. Hamilton is a full-time writer and lives in the suburbs of St. Louis Laurell K. Hamilton is one of the leading writers of paranormal fiction.
A #1 New York Times bestselling author, Hamilton writes the popular Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter novels and the Meredith Gentry series. She is also the creator of a bestselling comic book series based on her Anita Blake novels and published by Marvel Comics. Hamilton is a full-time writer and lives in the suburbs of St. Louis with her family.